Archive for June, 2007

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Friday, June 29th, 2007

i’m yanking this off of:   www.jinnzaman.hadithuna.com
Dr. Al-Timimi’s Statement in Court
‘Ali al-Timimi
All praise is due to God and may God’s blessings and peace be upon all his prophets – particularly Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Muhammad.
Your honor, it is customary at the time of sentencing that those found guilty give a statement during which they admit […]

jews for jesus

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

why did the guy at the metro stop even hand me the pamphlet?  i’m not jewish.  and i’m not christian.  i’m obviously muslim, but the christian evangelist thought i could be turned from islam to judaism to christianity?  nope.  i’ll tell you what i think was going through his head, but i’ll fill you in […]

being funny without trying

Monday, June 25th, 2007

i happen to think im very funny, and i think it’s true.  the problem is that im funny when i dont expect/intend to be.  my punchlines are anticlimactic, but there’s usually a sentence lurking around somewhere before/after it that cracks people up.  i guess i can’t really be a comedian :(  but funny things definitely […]

cubicle fun

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

of course no one really calls it a cubicle.  maybe it’s too depressing?  well anyway, for the first time since i started, i managed not to fall asleep at my desk.  i like to think it was because there were people around me making noise and stuff (versus being in a huge office all by […]

the abstract

Monday, June 18th, 2007

i’ve been meaning to write about this for a while, and i’m not sure how well i’ll be able to convey it.  of course i was driving (when else do i focus so much on my own thoughts?) and just thinking about people getting older and how “set in our ways” we become (or already […]

watch what you wish for

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

the cubicle i was supposed to be put in (i hate cubicles) didnt have a computer, so boss put me in someone’s old office.  i have an office, and my boss has a cubicle.  whaaat?  and i mean i have an actual office.  window, door, 2 desks, chairs- shoot i even have a coat rack […]

acclimating to acronyms and abbreviations

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

i started work yesterday.  helllooooo smithsonian stop.  seriously- my building is the one one the sidewalk right next to you when you step off the escalator.  my building (USDA, acronym number one) is also 1 block wide and 2 blocks long.  which, relatively speaking, isnt gi-normous, but it is a bit of a hike from […]

the joys of public schooling

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

i saw this and nearly died.  courtesy: one of my little brothers.  that is all you need to know.

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