My “this could be a t-shirt, but it wouldn’t really sell” Page
yes, this page is for those sayings that i come up with every once in a while which i think are awesome. maybe it’s my little bit of vanity. but if i don’t store these somewhere online, i’ll lose them! oh and please don’t steal these. if you want to use them, contact me.
(a blog?) so blunt you could smoke it
kosher is to zabiha as a square is to a rectangle
cut the crap to get to the holy
challah at yo’ girl
sure, the word “we” doesn’t have “I” in it, but following that logic, “slaughter” has the word “laughter” in it, and well, that’s just messed up, now is not it?
Geez Louise-us
don’t have a cow? i do.